Thursday, April 11, 2013

The Tooth Fairy


... is English in our house and did not to leave the requested hundred bucks or tooth, though promised to return it one day, if many greens were eaten in the intervening years. Three dollars later and a Family Dollar store mermaid has entered our growing stash.

Don't try a floss slip-knot set-up in your front garden, as it tightens and gets stuck under the gum - trauma for all in the vicinity!