If you're living the American dream then there's got to be turkey at Thanksgiving and it's got to be done according to Alton Brown. So there was the brining... and then the speedy cycle to the shop at 4pm on the given day for a thermometer and finally the roasting... to the desired 161F for the breast meat and voila, the perfect meal for three, plus the man with the Tofurkey!
All was peaceful and quiet down the street.
